technology now for 6 year olds:
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Betty White, “I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time - and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones - I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.”
I fucking LOVE Betty White!!!
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Friends? Those people that I use to hang out with and do stuff together……where are they? Do I still have them?
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I know everyone used to watch these shows if you never did…WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Who doesn’t?!
I USED TO WATCH ALL OF THESE !!!
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It pisses me off to no end whenever a guy says anything like the following, “Ugh, are you on your period or something?” I hate that shit!
Lol I am fed up with being approached by a bunch of….losers! Okay, I’m not the sweetest person every to walk the earth. But I’m definitely not a rude or bad person. I’m really shy, but some guys just irritate me so much that they force me to tap into the power of my inner asshole and become Melanie the smartass! the following conversations are real….lol I wish they weren’t but they are:
number 1
Boy: Did it hurt?
Me: ….did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven, cause baby you an angel!
This guy had been annoying me all day! And then he drops this lovely gem on me Now when you say something like that to me, of all people, I can respond in 2 different ways. I can be nice about and laugh, or I can take the smartass approach where my reactions are endless……I took the smartass approach :D
Boy: When you fell from heaven, cause baby you an angel!
Me: No, because unlike all the other dumb ass angels I used my wings!
Boy:….
number 2
boy: Ah girl, can I holla at chu for a minute?
Me: um, no thank-you. I’m fine.
boy: Man forget then! You ugly anyway
Yeah, first of all…..I don’t like being called “ah girl”. If you wanted my attention, you could have said “excuse me.” lol I really don’t mean to sound snobby, but dude get your life and vocabulary together! How are you gonna try to talk to me, then call me ugly just cause I rejected you? lol smartass approach!
boy: Man forget then! You ugly anyway!
Me:…….so how does it feel to be rejected by an ugly girl?
his friends: *laugh hard, while the boy stares dumbfounded*
number 3
boy: So, can I call you some time
Me: umm….no thank-you.
boy: Why not?
Me: because….I’m sorry.
boy: bitch!
I normally would have just continued to walk away as he angrily cursed me out…but he pushed me to that limit. I don’t take kindly to being called a bitch by a man. I hate it…..lol but not for the reason you’d think ;)
boy: bitch!
Me: umm excuse me? If you’re gonna call me out my name then at least do it right. I’m not a bitch, I’m an asshole!
boy…wha..?
number 4
Man(who looks about 45): you’re very pretty
Me: Thank-you
Man: Maybe I can take you out sometime.
Me(lying about age): I’m 16!
Man: psh, You’ll be 18 soon. Besides, age ain’t nothing but a number.
Maybe I should have lied and said I was 14! XD
Man: psh, You’ll be 18 soon. Besides, age ain’t nothing but a number.
Me: Yeah…..so’s a jail sentence.
Man:….
I have many more examples, but I’ll save them for next time. lol as you can see all of these guys really deserved! My life consists of my finding ways to get away from creepers! And as you can see I pretty much live for seeing the dumbfounded expression on a guys face.
